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placid casual
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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People who drive 40-45 in a 60 limit and adverts on the tv that claim to send you money for your gold. _________________ Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon. |
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Ray Throver
Joined: 13 Jul 2008 Posts: 294 Location: Kirkcaldy
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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People sitting beside you at the match who think they would be great football managers and like to give their opinion to you on EVERY minuscule part of the game, when all you want to do is watch it yourself.  _________________ Born to be a Rover |
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Gregor
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 157
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Folk born and bred in Kirkcaldy walking about in Old Firm Strips. |
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A Trialist

Joined: 02 Jun 2009 Posts: 414
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:33 am Post subject: |
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Gregor wrote: | Folk born and bred in Kirkcaldy walking about in Old Firm Strips. |
Here Here. _________________ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. |
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jacobite
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 347 Location: ma hoose
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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The railway stand in its present condition _________________ Il'l no be back |
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Jack of Shadows
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 430 Location: Back in Auld Reekie
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | Theres patience and there is p taking. most pensioners are the latter. Drive far too slow, have not got a clue and cause congestion. FYI, I never speed, but there is what is known as a reasonable speed which keeps the flow of traffic. These dusty wrinkly old gits have all day to get to where they are going, I don't. Ever driven in Lincolnshire? That place is like a massive retirement home with cars!
For all pensioners: consideration on the road for other users please. Pull over and let the traffic by. I do it, as I am limited to 50mph on an A class road, so pull over to let faster traffic by when it builds up to around 10 cars. When I pull my caravan, the same applies. |
Clearly you've not met my retired father-in-law in Lincolnshire. Pray that you don't. He drives at a hundred miles an hour, two inches from the car in front. Never been so scared in all my life!  _________________
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Geordie_Munro

Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 905 Location: Boise, ID.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:45 am Post subject: |
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placid casual wrote: | People who drive 40-45 in a 60 limit and adverts on the tv that claim to send you money for your gold. |
In a '60mph zone', HGVs are limited to 40mph. LGVs (vans) are limited to 50mph. _________________ No no no no ma wee laddie. |
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wellyboot
Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 2145 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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human rights do gooders
dog walkers not picking up after their dog
speed cameras
drivers using their mobile whilst driving |
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RAITHFOREVA
Joined: 13 Jul 2008 Posts: 294
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: |
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when players get angry at the ref for a decision in which they blatantly fouled the other player,
players such as rooney come to mind _________________ liam garnock |
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jacobite
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 347 Location: ma hoose
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Cheating footballers. _________________ Il'l no be back |
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THE RED
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 2231 Location: Kirkcaldy
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Rain! _________________ Don`t stop believin |
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jacobite
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 347 Location: ma hoose
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Gavin and Stacey
Is it meant to be funny.  _________________ Il'l no be back |
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donny86
Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 722
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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jacobite wrote: | Gavin and Stacey
Is it meant to be funny.  |
Apparently that fat guy in it writes comedy!
I've had piles funnier than him |
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