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Neebur
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Why Men Should Not write Advice Columns
Dear John,
I hope you can help.I set off for work,leaving my husband at home watching the TV.My car stalled,then broke down about a mile down the road,and i had to walk back to get my husbands help.When I got home I couldn`t believe my eyes.He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter!
I am 32,my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 19.We have been married 10 years.When I confronted him,he broke down and admitted they have been having an affair for 6 months.He won`t go to counseling,and i`m afraid i`m a wreck and need advice urgently...Can you help please?
Sincerely Shirley
Dear Shirley,
A car stalling after being driven a short journey can be caused by variety of faults with the engine.Start by checking there is no obstruction in the fuel line.If its clear,check the vacuum pumps and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires.If none of these solve your problems,it could be that fuel pump itself is faulty,causing a low delivery pressure to the injectors..I hope this helps
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zicoromaines
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Geordie_Munro
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My answer to her would be:
Get better at hoovering, ironing, cooking etc, stop nagging, stop being frigid, shave yer legs, and he wouldn't have to nail the neighbour.
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Kris
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My answer to her would be:
Get better at hoovering, ironing, cooking etc, stop nagging, stop being frigid, shave yer legs, and he wouldn't have to nail the neighbour. |
There speaks a man of experience !!! |
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davey w
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MALE CHAUVANIST! AS my wife would say. I told her "There's only one thing worse than a male chauvanist and thats a woman that wont do what she's told".
WRONG!!! 
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daryl1990
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