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jacobite
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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject: Things you wish you dont see anymore. |
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old firm fans.
Double yellow lines.
Toothache.
Adverts on sky tv.
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raith4life
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can ye see toothache  |
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red zebra
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Location: Whaur the bridies are
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Lycra leggings\shorts on women who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Lycra
Able bodied people parking in disabled bays (no I don't and no I'm not)
Complete numptie pc brigade types, like the lot at Gatwick who have banned their staff from wearing http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/wristbands  |
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jacobite
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Location: ma hoose
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people who cant see toothache 
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Tam
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Location: Kettlebridge
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Rovers debt.
SFA & SFL blazers and anyone that aspires to be in the blazer club.
Leaches that join football clubs boards and wait, bide their time, settle in for the kill and buy up the grounds for redevlopment etc i.e., some members of the EF board. |
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Geordie_Munro
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Location: Boise, ID.
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On the road:
Middle lane morons (my van is limited to 70 mph. try passing the middle lane morons doing 60mph when the left lane is empty). Really get my goat. 
Pensioners. (Government is good enough to give them free public transport. They should use it instead of causing accidents and frustration on the road.
Neds with sheds. You know, the numpties with £300 Corsas and Clios who put on £1000 body kits and stadium soundsystems. Drive like they are at Knockhill.
In fitbaw:
Cheats.
The standard of referee we have been suffering at Starks for years.
Old firm knucklescrapers.
Fans who never go to games, but reckon they are big fans (mainly tied up with the above numbskulls).
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THE RED
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
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Location: Kirkcaldy
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| Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:58 am Post subject: |
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travellers who turn a nice scenic area into a midden,
old people that walk diagonally across a road instead of the quickest/ shortest route'
when the roads narrow & you have right of way , you let a few oncoming cars through & about 10 try to get through half of them without acknowledging
you, thats usually the moment i burst through in my van
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daryl1990
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Location: glenrothes
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| Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Geordie_Munro wrote: | On the road:
Middle lane morons (my van is limited to 70 mph. try passing the middle lane morons doing 60mph when the left lane is empty). Really get my goat.
Pensioners. (Government is good enough to give them free public transport. They should use it instead of causing accidents and frustration on the road.
Neds with sheds. You know, the numpties with £300 Corsas and Clios who put on £1000 body kits and stadium soundsystems. Drive like they are at Knockhill.
In fitbaw:
Cheats.
The standard of referee we have been suffering at Starks for years.
Old firm knucklescrapers.
Fans who never go to games, but reckon they are big fans (mainly tied up with the above numbskulls). |
Refs such as these.
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davey w
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Location: Third stone from the sun
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Geordie Munro: you'll be a pensioner yourself soon. How does a pensioner get free public transport to places like Ayr, Dumfries,Dingwall etc. Don't count all old fogies the same as some dodderer that got in your way one day.
By the I'm getting on but not a pensioner yet.
Maybe you should have a little bit of patience on the road and show a bit of respect to people that were probably driving when you were still sh*tting your nappies. 
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Geordie_Munro
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Location: Boise, ID.
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| davey w wrote: | Geordie Munro: you'll be a pensioner yourself soon. How does a pensioner get free public transport to places like Ayr, Dumfries,Dingwall etc. Don't count all old fogies the same as some dodderer that got in your way one day.
By the I'm getting on but not a pensioner yet.
Maybe you should have a little bit of patience on the road and show a bit of respect to people that were probably driving when you were still sh*tting your nappies. |
Theres patience and there is p taking. most pensioners are the latter. Drive far too slow, have not got a clue and cause congestion. FYI, I never speed, but there is what is known as a reasonable speed which keeps the flow of traffic. These dusty wrinkly old gits have all day to get to where they are going, I don't. Ever driven in Lincolnshire? That place is like a massive retirement home with cars!
For all pensioners: consideration on the road for other users please. Pull over and let the traffic by. I do it, as I am limited to 50mph on an A class road, so pull over to let faster traffic by when it builds up to around 10 cars. When I pull my caravan, the same applies.
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lbarnett-bl
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
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Location: Kirkcaldy
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Cheats
Townies
TV adverts |
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sonofwallace
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Location: kirkcaldy
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refs in lycra wi toothache  
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rovers4ever
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Location: Burntisland
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The hideous Tics bumblebee top
Useless refs
I'll come back and edit when I've thought of some more.....
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Lewis
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moaners 
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Northern_Rover
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
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Location: Granite City
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Man Utd "fans" (i.e. Sky Sports enthusiasts) that don't come from Manchester
Liverpool "fans" (as above) that don't come from Liverpool
Steven Gerrard or any "Scouse" being interviewd (Eh? ... what are you on about man?)
Old Firm fans with undying allegiance to either half of the OF .... except they have never been to a game.
Tree huggers who think a few wind turbines on this tiny insignificant dot on the planet will make a difference to global warming (did they talk about global warning after the Ice Age?)
Big Brother
X Factor
The Novar Bar song .... OK you can't see it ... but what was that all about?
Edited to add ...... WHITE VAN MAN who think they own the road |
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